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girljanitor:

brandx:

Japanese YouTube series Rino which eats various world dishes

OHHHHH MY GOD I AM DEAD BECAUSE THIS BABY IS TOO CUTE

SO CONSCIENTIOUS

SO STUDIOUSLY MAKING OBSERVATIONS

SO CHAGRINED BY MESSINESS

I LOVE THESE VIDEOS

THE CUTEST CUTE THAT EVER CUTED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

DEAD

I AM SLAIN

I HAVE DIED

I AM IN HEAVEN NOW

OMG

I WANT TO BABYSIT CHILDREN THAT CUTE EVERY DAY.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

Autopost because I laughed really loud.

-M

Best RR or BEST BEST RR?

Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. You then push them both off buildings.
Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states. 
Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow. 
Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse. 
An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're  everywhere
Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger.
Cows: The shit you go through.

lightspeedsound:

spliffmastergeneral:

shattered-earth:

IS NOTHING EASY?

CRYiNG OMG

why the fuck is that person trying to cut bread with a doorstop?

…Jesus Christ, why is that one person putting a plate on top of another plate in the microwave? Why are they moving it up and down like they’re looking for a shelf before going “FUCKIT” and plopping that shit on the rice.

What is even going on here.

I don’t even.

Bwahahah!

girljanitor:

searchingforknowledge:

rgr-pop:

omg this is actually the most wonderful thing i have ever seen

amused

XD

C-Congratulations on your face. And your eyebrows. DAMN.

gottacatchemall:

[Pokemon Black and Blue: PETA Parody]

PETA STFU, POKEMON IS NOT REAL.

girljanitor:

This is me keeping it real.

Although I might enjoy having my last sight being watching all the fedora-wearing friendzoned beta male white d00ds who jack off to the idea that their vidya gaems are preparing them for some kind of life-culminating screenshot of themselves on top of a pile of dead zombies a la Bruce Campbell or any Frank Frazetta illustration have their illusions of self-importance shattered while their guts get eaten out of them.

One of my favorite deadwinter strips. :D

amarilloo:

silversolicitor:

teaandineffability:

I asked for ten mcnuggets not a fucking yaoi nugget

You had one job McDonalds

yaoi nugget

I’m finding this a lot funnier than it really is

EXCUSE ME WHILE I SPIT ALL OVER MY MONITOR.

sara-and-sundry:

“When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly, there’s no – and you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem.” - Mitt Romney

BWA HA HA. I love people mocking Romney!